Hyper Dad - Life, unfiltered » slushie http://hyperdad.com Piling more on my plate for over 40 years. Fri, 30 Jul 2010 23:16:17 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Desert dessert http://hyperdad.com/2009/06/17/desert-dessert/ http://hyperdad.com/2009/06/17/desert-dessert/#comments Thu, 18 Jun 2009 00:32:57 +0000 Paul http://hyperdad.com/?p=842 Yes, he’s part urban assault weatherman, part Rachael Ray, and part moron for talking about himself in the 3rd person.  In this video post, your host shows just how easily amused he is.

I never realized it, but Rachael Ray is kind of hot.  The FHM website is blocked (curse you Qatari censors!) but fortunately I have the full Internet installed on my computer so I was able to find these pictures.  I may have to break up with Martha Stewart now…

Pie? I told you to make me a sammich, woman! However, I will allow you to make it up to me...

Pie? I told you to make me a sammich, woman!

This is how the smart homemaker distracts attention from the horrendous wallpaper.

This is how the clever homemaker distracts attention from the horrendous wallpaper.

Uhhhh....

Uhhhh....

My wife has had the kitchen remodeled while I’ve been deployed.  I don’t know how it looks…it’s a surprise for when I return.  Honey, you can serve Hamburger Helper every night of the week in the crappiest kitchen in the world, as long as you do it in a bra.  Of course, we’d have to home school our kids because I’m sure that would be the end of public school for them once they started talking about how mom serves dinner…
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