From: Human Resources Department
To: Me

If you or your spouse is planning to have a baby, let our Wellness Team know, and you can win a gift card through our We Love Babies! Program.

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Please contact Emily [...] to notify us about the pregnancy and to submit your name in the drawing for the gift card.

From: Me
To: Emily

“…you or your spouse…”?
 
So if I’m planning on having a kid but my wife isn’t, can I enter?  I’ll have to check with her to see if she’s planning on having one that I don’t know about…come to think of it, maybe that extra weight she’s carrying isn’t because of the holidays like she said!
 
I’ll get back to you when I know more

p

From: Emily
To: Me

Paul,
 
I hope your wife enjoys your sense of humor as much as you do. 
 
Here’s hoping for a happy New Year to you both!

Emily

In addition to finding me funny, I also secretly believe every woman finds me attractive.  If they don’t it’s only an act to hide their true feelings…as Emily cleverly demonstrated.