In line at TCKTS for Rock of Ages tickets…looks like Times Square needs to be rebooted.

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I wish this picture had come out better, but I was aiming, zooming, and crossing the street at the same time.

They must have cheap dates.

I love the guy doing the robot at the bottom left.  Every wedding photo should have a robot pose.

Post-nuptial fun at the Love sculpture on 6th Avenue

     It was good.  Mostly.  The veggie burger, not so much.  I washed the taste of it out of my mouth with onion rings and the usurial “daddy tax” I levied on the kids’ milkshakes…standard practice when I’m buying the tasty treats.

     Unable to locate official nutritional information on Fudds food I contacted the company through their website.  They asked for which items, I answered, they provided:

Here’s the available nutritional information you have requested:

Menu Item	Total Calories (kcal)	Saturated Fat (g)	Sodium (mg)	Total Carbs (g)
Original Burger, 1/3 lb	500	9	439	27
Veggie Burger, 1/2 lb with Wheat Bun	359	2	1114	63
Turkey Burger, 1/2 lb with Wheat Bun	627	11	974	42
Original Grilled Chicken Sandwich	540	4	1074	38
Kids Macaroni and Cheese (1 serving)	340	3	830	48
Fries, Small	296	3	572	36
Onion Rings, Regular	566	6	1367	58
Sweet Potato Fries	485	2	373	61
Vanilla Shake	630	18	411	86
Vanilla Shake with Malt	660	18	444	91
Cookies N Cream Shake	677	18	591	89
Cookies N Cream Shake with Malt	707	18	624	94

 Thank you for your interest in Fuddruckers.

     I thanked them then asked for the whole list.  They couldn’t go for that…no can do:

Hello Paul,

 Sorry for the delayed response.  I wish I could send you the information I use; however it’s an unofficial list and I am unable to do so.  We hope to have this information available in the near future.

 Thank you for your continued loyalty and patronage.

     So here’s the plan…everyone ask for a different item and post it in the comments here.  Eventually we’ll have a more complete list.

     In the meantime, I think I’ll stick to my regular turkey burger, skip the fries, and tax the hell out of the kids’ shakes…and my wife’s sweet potato fries!

I’d also said our basement had flooded.  That was true.  One of the casualties was a scanner – the power supply was underwater and did not come back to life when it dried.

The scanner sits idly by in the background, unaware it is already dead.

Besides scanning in magazine articles of Maggie Gyllenhaal (to make desktop wallpaper, of course) I use the scanner to deposit checks.  Our bank is cool that way.  With my bank being in Texas and I in Maryland, it’s a nice service.

She looks good even wearing, uh, tissue paper?

I searched (sorry, Microsoft, I can’t bring myself to write “I binged”…not only does it sound retarded it’s a word that should either be followed by “and purge” or “and fell off the balcony of my frat house”) but came up empty.  As a last resort I wrote to Canon, not expecting anything beyond an automated response for weeks.

31 Mar 2010, 8:32 pm

Hi,

 

  I need a new AC adapter for my Canon Canoscan 8800F scanner.  Mine was ruined in a basement flood.  I don’t see the adapter on your website – where can I get a replacement?

 

Thank you,

 

Paul

31 Mar 2010, 8:36 pm

Dear Paul:

Thank you for your inquiry.  We value you as a Canon customer and
appreciate the opportunity to assist you.  We are sorry to hear that
your CanoScan 8800F adapter was ruined in a flood.

We would be happy to send you out a replacement as a gesture of
goodwill.  So that we can do this, please reply with the following:

[etc etc]

Thank you for choosing Canon.

Sincerely,

Devin
Technical Support Representative

31 Mar 2010, 10:20pm

Dear Paul:

Thank you for your response.

Your information has been processed and we have ordered a replacement AC
Adapter and Power cord for your 8800F.  Please allow a few business days
for the items to arrive.

Thank you for choosing Canon.

Sincerely,

Naomi
Technical Support Representative

Now I can get back to my scanning.  Stupid Sandra Bullock, hogging all the magazine space.