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Desert dessert

Yes, he’s part urban assault weatherman, part Rachael Ray, and part moron for talking about himself in the 3rd person.  In this video post, your host shows just how easily amused he is.

I never realized it, but Rachael Ray is kind of hot.  The FHM website is blocked (curse you Qatari censors!) but fortunately I have the full Internet installed on my computer so I was able to find these pictures.  I may have to break up with Martha Stewart now…

Pie?  I told you to make me a sammich, woman!  However, I will allow you to make it up to me...

Pie? I told you to make me a sammich, woman!

This is how the smart homemaker distracts attention from the horrendous wallpaper.

This is how the clever homemaker distracts attention from the horrendous wallpaper.

Uhhhh....

Uhhhh....

My wife has had the kitchen remodeled while I’ve been deployed.  I don’t know how it looks…it’s a surprise for when I return.  Honey, you can serve Hamburger Helper every night of the week in the crappiest kitchen in the world, as long as you do it in a bra.  Of course, we’d have to home school our kids because I’m sure that would be the end of public school for them once they started talking about how mom serves dinner…

2 comments to Desert dessert

  • lou

    Very clever.

    However, after the last 2 1/2 months of drama from the Team, I’m not sure how surprised the school would really be if they thought I made dinner in my undies.

  • Patricia

    You are SO 2001 with those Rachel Ray pics! The guys I worked with in FL thought I was some geek for loving Food Network as much as I do and I had pointed them to those pictures in 2002…the next thing I knew, they were suddenly HUGE RR fans!

    Louise: Timmy’s child care center teacher told me about some of the innocent comments she would hear from some of Timmy’s classmates: “I love taking a shower with my Daddy!” Mom cooking in undies is quite mild by comparison!

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